These are all stories made from boredom, mostly all by me. A sentance or two was done by one of my friends. If you'd like to see some stories almost as short as these, go to Chain Stories, on the Kid-Made website.
Once upon a time there was a fire-breathing lemon named George. Then he couldn’t breath fire one day so his friends deserted him.
A dead dog landed on Mr. Pickles one day. He ate the hot dog but it was rotten so he died.
A child came along and saw the lifeless gherkin. She felt sorry for him and held his funeral in her bathroom; flushing him at the end.
The dead pickle became angered because of how the girl disposed of his body. In a fit of rage, he came back to life and stabbed her in the hair while she was sleeping.
The young girl awoke to find her head bald.
There was a hen who called himself Mr. Chicken. He had lots of fun just running around and eating whatever food he found on the ground.
One day he found a chicken sandwich. He looked at it a long time and wondered what it was.
About two years later, he decided to try it. But just before he was able to get a peck, another chicken yelled, “No!” Mr. Chicken looked up and saw a bunch of other chickens come out. The chickens started yelling, “Cannibal!”
They grabbed him and took him to the happyhouse. He was placed in a straight jacket, and spent the rest of his life there until he died.
Copyright Brian Zick © 2003–2008