Sakana—The Portfolio of Brian Zick Back

About Me

I'm a homeschooler with many interests. I believe in content-centered design for humans first and machines second. I can design, re-design, or fix websites for a fee, dependant upon the amount of work and deadline.

Other services include: illustration, game art, brainstorming. Contact for information.

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Secret Aliases [alphabetical order]

When I worked as a field agent for Secret Ninja Industries, I had to go undercover many times. Here is a list with most of my aliases in order to keep track.

Artistenator [codename]

Back in my hacking days, I used this name regularly so my employer wouldn't know who I am, unfortunately it didn't work; I now use it as an email address.

Commenteer

Random, unsystematic, unmethodical, arbitrary, unplanned, undirected, casual, indiscriminate, nonspecific, haphazard, stray, erratic; chance, accidental

Cheese Doodleboy

Eats cheese curls sometimes and doodles; is a notorious criminal, has the ability to get banned from websites.

Mr. Happy

Smiles an uncommon amount, is depressed often for having such a cheery name.

Mr. Henry Jenkins

Very little is known about Mr. Jenkins; one thing is for sure, he compliments layouts.

Dr. Buford Jones, Phd.

A very biased man, once a physician for a leading hospital in the south-west, was fired for experimenting on patients. Now resides in a secret laboratory, making spectacular creations.

No Person

Everything depresses No Person. He's a lonely guy.

Remarker

noun
One who remarks; esp. silly or randomly. remarketeer

Brian Skywalker

Luke's second cousin. Enjoys Maruchan Instant Ramen and using Jedi mind tricks to aquire passwords and admin privilages from friends.

Someone

Female; likes Steven Alan dresses. Sometimes accused of secretly being a guy, don't know where anyone would come up with that idea.

Somepersun

A real creep. Will force anyone named Samantha to marry him and enjoys eating cookies.

Other Aliases; Descriptions Currently Unavailable